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replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less
this looks like the title of a fall out boy song
you know a lot of shit is being talked in the teachers lounge
shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques
I want one of those marriages where they’ve been married 20 years but are still crazy in love and still cuddle on the couch and kiss a lot. I want those kind of marriages that make my kids nauseous because how in love their parents are.
Do you ever smell a certain scent and you can remember exactly where you were and what you were doing when you were 8
Wow you’re a JERK. A really cute jerk with an adorable nose and a cute voice and I WANT TO THROW YOU OFF A CLIFF WITH SHARKS WAITING FOR YOU but before they get you I want to save you from falling and kiss and cuddle you BUT AFTER THAT THE SHARKS CAN EAT YOUR STUPID DUMB adorable cute quirky self ugh
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